Seat should be down

It does happen. My sister fell when she went to the restroom in the middle of the night and didn't turn on the light. Her husband didn't put the seat back down.

Your sister shat, then fell in her own shit? Read again, I'm not saying that people don't fall, I'm saying that people don't fall into their own shit because that means either they just shat, then sat down (statistically impossible) or the family never flushes (disgusting)

No she didn't fall into her own feces but you indicated that this may be fake; it happens. No need to get your panties in a bunch sweetcake.

I indicated that it was fake BECAUSE she fell into her own feces, which means she SHAT AND THEN FELL. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?! That means she SHAT while flying, then sat down, meaning the story is fake. Come on, nobody should be this retarded.

When. I was little I fell in when I was trying to get up

That means you were able to sit originally, which means that wasn't an issue with the seat being up. My point is still not disprovable.

But you're saying they would have been hovering if they didn't fall in while crapping. I'm saying it is possible to fall in while trying to get up. And being a kid they probably don't check before sitting

No but then they'd have fallen in when they first sat, meaning that they didn't have time to actually crap

Are you guys really fighting about falling in your own shit?