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I'm still pissed that I didn't get any superpowers >:(

Duckman to the rescue!
What would your powers be? Able to quack and speak Dutch?

It would be to eat an abnormal amount of bread....and flight, of course

Those are amazing superpowers!!! They would totally be the ones I want.. also you would have a great sense of direction so you can migrate south for the winter.