When your internet stops working

Yeah when my internet dies
I usually just go 'work you little sh*t' or try to get some free WiFi from a coffeeshop or something

"Excuse me Mr coffee shop, could you spare some wifi please?" Is how I picture it going down.

no you dont do it like that
you gotta smash a cup (like Thor did) and yell "i command you to gimme the wifi"