Let the puppy get on the damn couch

*whips out batarang* Puppy. Couch. Now.

Let her on the couch, you monster.

When my puppy was that size or even smaller, she taught herself how to climb on the couch by sticking her nails in the fabric

How do you look at that face and not let her on the couch? What kind of horrible person are you?

I let my full size lab on any furniture she wants and we both love it. seeing people who dont let their dogs on furniture or even INSIDE pisses me off so much.