This is why helmets must be worn at all times

Exactly. That plastic is feeble

feeble plastic. go back to plastic school.

This ain't child's play.

plastic lovers are disliking us

Why do you have a Kevlar helmet

For paintball when I get dragged into playing juggernaut or zombies. It's also useful when I'm climbing trees to cut branches (or clearing blackberries) for my mom, I wear that with my paintball mask so the falling branch doesn't stick me in the face.

Plastic lovers? "All plastic is real!!! They have feelings too!! Equality for plastic"

The plate wouldn't make contact with your head and of it did it would be very little because these hard hats do not sit directly on your head there is a harness of sorts that keeps the hat part above off your head

and lucky for the wearer