What a legend, Paris

I have enough trouble ignoring one phone

Imagine how terrible it would be to still not get any text...
"I have all these phones"
"But still no friends to do random shit I really shouldn't with"

Burners lol

She is not a legend if she has that many phones

Why does she have that many phones anyways..?

You said legend, but I think you meant useless cunt.

taking drug phones to the next level

"one for music, one for texting, one for calling, one for playing, one to chill, dang my battery problems are over!!"