That one friend

Alright well I have a body to hide *points to potato sack*

*Hits it repeatedly with a shovel, grabbing the end to help carry it* The trunk is open, we'll take it to the woods!

*Follows* I hope they don't trick this time

We've learned from our mistakes *Helps chuck the sack into the trunk*

Thank you for your help *pays the man*

Now all we have to do is act normal and have an alibi.

We were playing ball tag until a monkey took the ball and tossed it to a hairless gorilla that popped the ball

Perfect! Everyone trusts the monkey, and honestly who isn't playing ball tag!

Exactly!

Hey watchu kids doing over there?

Playing ball tag with a monkey and a hairless gorilla

*Holding hammer behind my back* Wanna play with us?

Yes i will
(-.-'), (they haven't suspected yet)
*giggles*

*Accidentally throws bombs* YAY! NEW MEMBER!

Why does the ground look weird over there. Were you shoveling it??

No Mistah Minion we were playing

*grip tightens on hammer, glancing around nervously*

Hey, you over there , where you trying to run?

Um...I'm just getting the ball...uh yeah.

*Hiding gun*

You think you can hide the gun from me?
Oh cool , thats a good handgun.

*Nods at lady_deadpool*

Whatchu signalling her. ?
Put your hands behind your head and walk towards me rn

*Fires till cartilage is empty reloads into new magazine and continues*

*Begins bludgeoning him with the hammer *

*dead*
*it's cool to be a ghost, now I'll go around fucking people*

New unalived body to hide

I'll fuck you , If you touch my body.
I'm flawless, don't touch

*Serious look* is that an invitation

That is a fair warning im Giving you, you child.
I can die but won't let anyone touch my abs

*Grabs the salt, starts building a fire*

*Pulls holy water outta no where* stand back