NomNomNom..ouch!

'Trust me I'm a certificated hand tester! *NOM* Ok, this hand seems ok. Give me your other one please'

Ha, he pets it afterwards in a show of solidarity. "I know that hurt, human, but it was necessary."

*Nom nom* *slap* Oh sorry human I didn't know it hurt. I'll make it better

"Ah I'm sorry hooman. Here.." *pap*