Pretty much

I love that teacher

I Want to play a little game...

One of my professors walked into class carrying the final and playing the Imperial March from Star Wars on his phone.

Oh my god two years ago my friends and I went trick or treating for shits and giggles plus free candy and no joke a fucking saw chased us on a little unicycle down the fucking street

I'm probably wrong but isn't he the scary masked face from spirited away?