Normal things: nothing much
Victorian things: YOU SEE THIS SHIT?
DO YOU FUCKING SEE THIS?
IT HAS GOLD EVERYWHERE! THE DESIGNS? GOLD. THE STAND? GOLD. THE MOTHERFUCKING ARTWORK? GOLDER THAN THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK MOTHERFUCKERS. AND THATS NOT ALL. THIS IS NOT SOME WEAK ASS FIVE CARAT GOLD NONON THIS IS FORTY-FIVE CARAT GOLD UP IN THIS BITCH. AND THE FUCKING ART AINT SONE ANGELS OR A SPIRIT NO FUCK THAT ITS THE WORLD BEING FUCKING CREATED BY GOD HIMSELF
Egyptian things: BITCH, WE GOT FUCKING GOLD FOR DAYS! SEE THAT CUP? GOLD. SEE THAT MAKEUP? GOLD. THOSE PYRAMIDS? WE COVERED THAT SHIT IN ENOUGH GOLD TO BLIND PEOPLE IN CHINA. OUR GOD OF THE SUN? HE'S A MOUNTAIN OF GOLD. WE FUCKING EAT GOLD FOR BREAKFAST. NO, SERIOUSLY. WE THOUGHT GOLD COULD WORK AS FUCKING MEDICINE. I SHIT YOU NOT.
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Is it bad that l read this in Samuel Jackson's voice...
Victorian things: YOU SEE THIS SHIT?
DO YOU FUCKING SEE THIS?
IT HAS GOLD EVERYWHERE! THE DESIGNS? GOLD. THE STAND? GOLD. THE MOTHERFUCKING ARTWORK? GOLDER THAN THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK MOTHERFUCKERS. AND THATS NOT ALL. THIS IS NOT SOME WEAK ASS FIVE CARAT GOLD NONON THIS IS FORTY-FIVE CARAT GOLD UP IN THIS BITCH. AND THE FUCKING ART AINT SONE ANGELS OR A SPIRIT NO FUCK THAT ITS THE WORLD BEING FUCKING CREATED BY GOD HIMSELF