My homeland

LadyDeadpool you wanna be my queen?(it doesn't have to be gay)

Potatochips you can be a princess.

What gender even is a potato chip?

potato, duh

Yes I accept Huinsaeyeou

I accept my princess-ship or should I say princess-chip

Oh but course!

Good day sir

Yay! Good pun Potatochips.

Really? That pun seemed a bit CRISP around the edges.

I have a kingdom now, I will destroy you.

Yeah one diamond off my crown will blind you.
*snaps finger on following words* Just…like… that!

I have a wholeeee armoury for invaders

This is why I made you queen.

Smart, my lady, smart

Ahhh I'm going to go fetch some tea

I ant some toooo

* fixes mine then lady dead pools*
*adds potion to hers without her seeing*
*mumbles to self "I should have been queen*
*smiles and hands to her and watches as she drinks two big gulps*
Ahh what a wonderful day might I sdt

Thank youuuu princess

*watches as she passes out*
*drags her to one of the unused guest rooms*
*sighs in relief*

I am the queen now

*Yawns and wakes up in guest room*
*groan*
Did the giant flying golfer attack again

*heres her*
*grabs gun*
*walks to her and pushes her against wall*
I'm sorry... I must do what I must do

*gives puppy eyes*
I will give you ice cream

*shakes gun and slowly puts down*
You promise not to tell the king?

l promise
*tackle hugs*

*pushes off softly*
Not down for that lovey Dovey shit
*brushes off dress and helps her up*
I still have the gun so don't try anything
*sees king walking by*
Love you queen :)

*grumbles* just trying to lighten up the mood. And if it came down to it l wanna marry my gun

*grabs a cookie from tray*

Oh do I smell cookies?!*completely oblivious to what just happened*

Yes. :)
*looks at mom/queen in a don't say anything type of way*
*hands cookie while hiding gun*

*Takes a cookie*
Thank you

*slowlu backs away to my room*
*hides gun*

*ignores it and finishes cookies*

*grabs phone and texts hitman*
"The stuff u gave me wasn't strong enough… I need you to come down and handle it… BOY I'm paying you don't make me… what do you mean I can't do- you know what fuck you… never T!!"
*clears throat*
*says under breath* Time for plan B… *flips hair* This is for getting me a black car when I asked for royal blue [;)] mom!
*walks out of room and sees mom coming to my room with a evil face.*
OHH SHIT!

Well young lady why did you hire a hitman?

Ah! One of the peasants did something terribly wrong

How so they're to lazy too do anything

I overheard them planing to kill the king

I see. Now for the real reason why I came here *pulls your ear* you know better than to buy raisin cookies

RAISINS?!*spits four cookies out of mouth*

See young lady. No one likes those diabolical things

Imma go and gets some GOOD cookies. What kind do you guys want?

Chocolate chip with nuts in 'em or mint

*sees the king pull out the driveway*
Ma, your cookie wasn't raisins
They were explosive pellets that I can make go boom boom anytime now...
*putd on dark glasses*
Watch ya back

I'm back! I got science cookies too. Here are your chocolate nut cookies my queen.

Awww dear king
*clears throat*
I have bad bews

*Gasps* What is it my dear princess?!

She failed her science test

Oh no no no. No, this won't do! How can I trust you with our kingdom when you can't pass science!

*Eating cookies* We need to get a tutor

I shall go fetch Lord Merlin from the Schoolhouse! Alfred! Fetch me a chariot!

*looks at mom like what is she doing*
I can get it up by Myself

No dearrrr you need the extra help *gets chariot*

*sigh*
Can't wait!! *fake smiles*

My princess, is there anything more you would like to inform me of?

*says under breath*
Other than smoking weed and the sleeve tattoo I'm hiding with this long sleeve dress?
*says aloud*
No

Ok! And for being a good little princess, I got you another horse!

*Looks at you suspiciously*
Are you sure my dear

She would never lie!

Yay!! I'm gonna name it Paycheck.. I got from a movie
*looks at mom*
Nope :)

That is true my lord

Well my chariot has arrived, off to see Lord Merlin!

I've been reading this every step of the way and I got lost shortly after my comment.

*walks on chariot*
Far now.. Soon to come back :)

Bye bye :)

*as driving away I roll up one sleeve revealing my tattoo*
ooooops
*quickly rolls down
Saved it

Wait, what was that? Stop!!*Runs after chariot*

*Watches borh of you leave*

*trips on dress*

*Runs to your side* Are you alright

O.O

*sighs* yes! I must be strong if I am to rule a kingdom!*hastily walks away while still tripping*

Young lady come back here!

Hello king
*helps him stand straight*

Hiiiii

I'm fi- wait! I tripped because I saw something... I just can't remember what...

Roll up your sleeve

ahh we need to get you home for a nap

Do as she says young lady!

Ummmm *thinks in head*
"How to get away with this... Oh I know"
*rolls up sleeve*

What about the other one?-_-

*rolls up other one*

Nothing out of the ordinary, just that tattoo.

:) don't worry it's just a late April fools joke

Oh. Haha, I get it! Now get back on that chariot! Come along my queen, let's get some tea and doughnuts.

Toddles

Yay! Let us take our leave

Yes let us go!*watches chariot ride off into the distance* Um, my dear queen, remember that time we found the princess trying to get a tattoo and we told the kind man to make it a rub on? She still hasn't confessed to getting a "tattoo" and she lied to me just now! What do I do!?

Let her think she got away with it

I shall trust you my queen.

*Smile*
Thanks

*rides in*
*has fake skin sleeve on*
Hey guys

Hello young princess

Hello *bows*

How was your drive

Nice mom

Did you meet Lord Merlin?

YES indeed

Did you learn? Will you be doing good on your next assessment?

Yes I learned many things in science. I guess you could say killer things :)

Good! I'm going to bed now.

Alrighty father!!
*watches him leave*
*presses button making bomb go off*
Eh what a tragic loss hehehe

What was that noise?!

What! I dunno

Ok. I'm tired. Don't make any loud noises!

Night.

-u-

:)

x.x

Ahh *demon leaves body*
Mom?? Mom!!

༼ᓄowiee those cookies hurt

What..

I can't die I am a deadpool afterall

Ahh *camera close up then faded to the end* The Twisty End

I would very much like to be secretary of memes please and thank you

*in brains voice* "now pinkie we must create a plot to take over the world"

I feel like total domination would be fun. like worst case scenario everyone that's left alive revolts and I get killed, but hey I get to build a death machine or a DOOMSDAY DEVICE that can blow up earth then I hold the world hostage, but everyone's going to say "if You blow it up you'll die too" but then I'll reply with "unlike you I'm cool with dying besides I have an escape plan to live on Mars either way are you will to risk it?" Then everyone will accept that I will blow up earth and we (you the secretary of memes and I unquestioned ruler of Tomorrowland) will hold the planet hostage until everyone gives up and accepts that I will and always will be their leader. Then I'll create a robot army that will only activate when I die, and that will have the soul objective to kill all humans, and as a precautionary I'll set up the doomsday device to the robots so that if all of them are destroyed Earth will blow up. MUAHAHAHAHA

What could possibly go wrong?