Keep trying dude

you'll scratch the paint

A couch ? plus it looks like it has a roof rack

roof racks have weight limits

Well it's obviously not fitting in the car so fuck the weight limit of the roof rack and giver a go! It's not a 500lbs,couch

He rotated when he should have pivoted

Will you shut up I'm trying!

Sure didn't, but the caption would lead you to believe he's going in with it,

Are you trying to tell me that that giant ass box fit in that tiny car? No