Actual Advice Mallard on not going to parties

It says they will think you're sweet. Not they will suck your dick. So the duck was right. If some guy said sorry I can't go to the party I got this shelter dog and he needs me cause he has health issues or he has separation anxiety. I would say "Aww poor little thing. Well ok maybe next time." And if people say why isn't he there I say "He is taking care of his dog he got from a shelter. Isn't that so sweet of him. I didn't know he loved animals so much." And thats about it. Unless he has other qualities that would make me see him as a possible boyfriend that is.

lets be honest here though people having an adorable dog is always a good start with the ladies... and the guys... probably aliens to to be honest

But I'm gay and we're not allowed pets at uni

Actually, while I do support and encourage adopting shelter dogs it is very important to make sure you have a steady income that can support your own needs (food, drink, shelter, internet, netflix), your books and stuff for college AND your dogs stuff (food, leash,...). Furthermore you should also be able and willing to take the time to care for your adorable furry friend (walks 'n stuff) which most college students lack. If you couldn't check those boxes then you might want to leave getting a dog to a future-you. Dogs are a huge responsibility and you wouldn't want to force your best four-legged family member into another shelter again. If you shouldn't get a dog, just come up with another excuse (Lame parents for those who live at home, Other arrangements, Feeling sick, Really hate that one guy there and can't stand seeing him).