Groupon employee ftw

I need this job! Like I would totally get fired my first day, but I can handle rejection really well.

Those replies were epic.

"Heavily enjoy the comfort of the banana bunker" omg

Wouldn't it be great if Bananas grew some kind of, I don't know...
HARD SKIN to protect themselves from the environment?

groupon employees don't get paid enough to do this
"Do you know what it looks like LOOL"
*in their mind* IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING CONDOM AND YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT AND WE BOTH KNOW I CANT SAY THAT
"It looks like a great place to protect your banana"
*pours a stiff drink*

completely clueless! lmao!!!!!!!

This is perfect