No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOO.

I wonder... If Voldemort had made his horcruxes out of sturdier materials, would they have been resistant against Basilisk venom or Fiendfyre? Like a whole fucking mountain, or a fluid, like mercury.

That Nokia eats basilisk fangs for breakfast

Okay we're f**ked, how about....
Call Chuck Norris to do it