I feel like he's just doing it to fuck with the paparazzi and the people that are obsessed with celebrities and what not. If this is true, then it's pretty funny
Gnawing off your leg . Quiet quiet. Creeping to the cottage. Quiet quiet. Sitting inside. Shia labouf. Sharpening an axe. Shia labouf. Sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia labouf. Wrestling a knife from Shia labouf. Stab it in his kidney. Finally safe. From Shia labouf. WAIT! HE ISNT DEAD. SHIA SUPRISE. There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes. But you can do ju jitsu. Body slam superstar Shia labouf. Legendary fight with Shia labouf. Normal Tuesday night, for Shia labouf. Hes dodging every swipe. He parrys to the left. You counter to the right. You catch him in the neck. You're chopping off his head now. You have just decapitated Shia labouf.
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