When tumblr ruins it

We are a society that instead of going to see people, we just invent technology so we don't have to...btw I'm in a long distance relationship, so where do I find this?

Website for whoever wants it
http://www.kwamecorp.com/venture/bond

Put one on your wrist and the other on your "downstairs" then you can just start fondling your wrist whenever with no one any wiser.

Or you know, you could actually go see them and get off your fatass