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captain_sparrow
· 8 years ago
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If we're being correct: I WISH TO DEVOUR AVIAN OVULATION. Since eggs aren't fertilized, and are equivalent to a period.
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insertcreativename
· 8 years ago
Well the kid didn't know that
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captain_sparrow
· 8 years ago
I know, I just wanted to point it out
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insertcreativename
· 8 years ago
Well it seems to me you wanted to be a tool
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captain_sparrow
· 8 years ago
You got me. I go through life trying to be as toolish as possible, this was just one of my many fine moments as a tool.
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insertcreativename
· 8 years ago
I knew it
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potassiumboron
· 8 years ago
Why do most Tumblr stories I read sound almost unbelievable? This would never happen to me
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calmthelovelytits
· 8 years ago
Metal af
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