Does anybody know anyone that is like Ron? If so, I would love to be their friend.

Do you hate the government? Libraries? Vegans? Do you agree yogurt is the celery of desserts? Do you know anyone named Tammy?

My government, kinda. No i love libraries. im a chef, i love steak as much as you can, but no, i dont hate vegans. what you eat is your own business, as long as youre a nice person i dont care. hmm, oh, thats hard. i dont really understand what you mean about that. do you mean that celery is bad? And finally yes, I do know someone named Tammy :)

Ron Swanson said that yoghurt is the celery of all desserts, it should be ice cream or be nothing.
Oh and is Tammy a librarian?

aaah i see. no, she is in law school.