Only band kids will understand

So much truth

Former high school snare drummer, 100% accurate.

I thought this was talking about a concert like a rock concert and I was so confused

This... This fucked me up...

I'm my band its kind of that way except for the sections slowly get rowdier each row you go up, ending in the hell known as percussion. We have no rules there

i'm in the second row, but I also played guitar in a jazz band, so i can relate

What about poor double bass?

Flutes smile proudly, clarinets nod sheepishly, trumpets and horns try to explain, brass doesn't hear you