Or maybe I'd just disappear for the next millennium or so

Did he accidentally operate on his own brain?

Repressed memories. Or he was operated by S.H.I.E.L.D. in their T.A.H.I.T.I. program. Who knows?

This is a satire article. As much as I do wish it to be true, I've read it myself and it was written by Anthony Borowitz, a comedian who writes in the "humor" section of the New Yorker.

I wish he was still running.

" I have no memory of this place."