How many do you use? 7 comments
moondark87 · 1 week ago
"When you're sitting in the John and the toilet papers gone. Be a man. Use your hand."
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yummy 5 comments
moondark87 · 4 weeks ago
Ah....that makes sense. That's why they have the hole in the back of they're head....from falling...not a drill.
yummy 5 comments
moondark87 · 4 weeks ago
All meat comes from animals that have died of natural causes.....duh. hahaha
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Movie producer gets inspiration for “Sharknado” 1 comments
moondark87 · 6 weeks ago
"I was just driving down the road and it hit me!" Hate to see what the inspiration looked like for the sequels.
Surely a troll review 3 comments
moondark87 · 6 weeks ago
Karen knew where the D was at somepoint. She has a daughter.
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Fillosuffee 2 comments
moondark87 · 6 weeks ago
The "joogle" knows all. The "joogle" is our master. The "joogle" chooses who will go and who will stay.
Hey dude, where's my dispensary? 1 comments
moondark87 · 7 weeks ago
Haha. That's cute. They actually think a pothead is going to read that. AFTER noticing it.
America explain I am confusion 2 comments
moondark87 · 7 weeks ago
We let our idiots roam free. SMH
Six dogs and a truck liked this post 3 comments
moondark87 · 12 weeks ago
Idk. The post is nonconcrete
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TW cognitive hazard 6 comments
moondark87 · 14 weeks ago
This bumbles the mine. How could someone have so many mistakes in a rat about illegitimacy.
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Somebody lend me 30 bucks 5 comments
moondark87 · 15 weeks ago
Yep. Waaay too high imho
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I.T 1 comments
moondark87 · 15 weeks ago
Ey....I resemble this comment! Just because out minds are in the gutter doesn't make ITs home the sewer......
Shirley you can't be serious 9 comments
moondark87 · 17 weeks ago
The lining in her coat is rotten
And it seems that the zipper has been completely forgotten
Weird… 11 comments
moondark87 · 17 weeks ago
"Facts according to Coolio"
Shirley you can't be serious 9 comments
moondark87 · 17 weeks ago
If I had my little way. I'd each peaches everyday. Sun-soaking bulges in the shade.
Now there's an idea 4 comments
moondark87 · 19 weeks ago
Flo for bowl movement tracking.
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Fillosuffee 1 comments
moondark87 · 19 weeks ago
Why is there an extra "r"?
Plot twist 1 comments
moondark87 · 19 weeks ago
Violates "Hippo" haha. Now who's violating the Hippo, Paul?!
MeN dOn'T lIkE sTrOnG fEmAlE cHaRaCtErS 13 comments
moondark87 · 22 weeks ago
Don't get me wrong I'm not saying guys aren't good at shit. But go ahead try and plan, multitasking, organizing, and hiding a body 9/10 times a woman is going to have better ideas. Just saying.
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MeN dOn'T lIkE sTrOnG fEmAlE cHaRaCtErS 13 comments
moondark87 · 22 weeks ago
Let's face it. Most women characters outmatch their male counter parts. Think this is indicative of life. Women just tend to be better at alot of shit. Yall ever tried to play tekken through with a male character. girl with skimpy cloths and Japanese fans will kick your ass 72/73 times.
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You hit the ground running 4 comments
moondark87 · 23 weeks ago
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running?
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You hit the ground running 4 comments
moondark87 · 23 weeks ago
No. I think its every 52 weeks or so.
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Potatoes! 1 comments
moondark87 · 24 weeks ago
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti"
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Reasonable 1 comments
moondark87 · 25 weeks ago
That could have taken whole new meaning without the comma.
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Gotta love Weird Al 2 comments
moondark87 · 25 weeks ago
After listening to Gangsta Paradise I always have to follow it up with Amish Paradise. Haha