When this happens...

Once in middle school on my birthday no less I was called into the office from math class. My mom dropped off a birthday balloon and some candy. Mom does it every year. Well we were learning simple math like fraction math and I did pretty good in it. But when I got back there was this huge list of beyond college math on the board. I sat down and the teacher askes us to solve the problems. I had no fing clue what to do. But all were going crazy on paper. So teacher calls on us one by one to answer. Everyone gets them right. But every time she got to me I just guess or say no idea. And every one laughed. Well finally when all is done she says everyone gets A+ but Melodie because it is her birthday and she fell for it. It was all fake the bastards tricked me.