Story time: i was once...errr... on my lady thing,and I'd been home alone for a few minutes,and was swearing to myself a bit. I got into the habit,and when my mom came home,a cramp hurt me,so I shouted "DAMN" at the top of my lungs..somehow I played it off as "cramps",and to this day I'm so proud of myself.
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· 8 years ago
The only time I ever swore around my mom was when I was putting dishes away and dropped a pan on my foot
She just stared at me in shock because she'd never heard me swear before. But she swears so much that she really couldn't tell me off for it without being a massive hypocrite.
You are quite lucky then
I seriously have 0 friends
I mean I have internet friends but none live nearby
and I have a "friend" but we haven't hung out in forever
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· 8 years ago
I am quite lucky that my aunt, grandpa, and girlfriend's grandma have all offered me sanctuary if my parents decide to be dicks. I wish I could offer you sanctuary. Someday when I have my own place you'll always be welcome!
Ty Frisky,that's actually very much appreciated. :)
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· 8 years ago
Welcome, rwby. Tbh, I always kind of thought it would be cool to start a shelter that's just for people who need to get away from home for a while or are between jobs or homes, just as a safe place to be.
I'd fund that
Seriously that sounds like a great idea
You should set up a gofundme
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· 8 years ago
I have no idea how to do that. And honestly I'm not sure most people would go for funding it, they'd probably like it in theory but I doubt anyone would actually want to pay for it :/ It makes me sad
Now, not to be all hypocritical Mom here because I curse like a sailor, but there is also the matter of age before one can escape one's parents Rwby dear.
In all honesty I'm at the point where as long as my kid doesn't spew profanity in public, especially when they start school, and have an equally extensive vocabulary of non profane words as profane I am not going to hound the kid. After all, where'd kids learn it from if not home?
My mom is always on my case about cursing, and I am a grown ass adult with a kid of my own. But the thing is, she was a single mom and my first word was "Fuck" so she has NO room to judge.
This is why I make up curses like HEINKLE FOLK ACHTUNG AENIR
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· 8 years ago
I had an AP lit prof who would say a random color noun and animal in lieu of cussing. My favorite was "son of a red mother bear!" instead of SON OF A BITCH
I have had to start getting creative in order to keep my 3 year old from going around sounding like a very short sailor on leave.
My go to phrase is "Fudge a duck"
"Well I'll be a son of a biscuit"
"That mother biscuit"
"What a load of biscuits"
It took me years to realize what he actually meant and now I always laugh when he "curses"
She doesn't care if she's a hypocrite or not,in her mind she's ALWAYS right.
which prooobably won't happen til I'm like... 40
I seriously have 0 friends
I mean I have internet friends but none live nearby
and I have a "friend" but we haven't hung out in forever
Seriously that sounds like a great idea
You should set up a gofundme
In all honesty I'm at the point where as long as my kid doesn't spew profanity in public, especially when they start school, and have an equally extensive vocabulary of non profane words as profane I am not going to hound the kid. After all, where'd kids learn it from if not home?
My go to phrase is "Fudge a duck"
"That mother biscuit"
"What a load of biscuits"
It took me years to realize what he actually meant and now I always laugh when he "curses"