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Poor baby :(

After 5 years on the force, Tommy couldn't pull the trigger. It ate him up inside to know that another criminal was going to walk free. Tommy had seen some shit.

OK? Is it bad that I laughed?

You'll shoot your eye out!

He'd finally hunted down the person who framed him for stealing a cookie from the cookie jar. But then he found out, it was mommy who stole it the whole time. She'd played him like a damn fiddle!