You know the reasons

After you suck the dick/pussaaayyy!

Dude people with vaginas would be so happy

I dont know... that looks like it could be painful.

It's got toothpaste on it...toothpaste on the Jeezy will be awful.

A roughy plasticky toothpaste cover tounge will not please your willing participant as much as it will give their gentials an awkward non pleasing tingly sensation.

The point all of you guys are missing is that we are one step closer to being cats

Trying to imagine a time when I wouldn't be able to use my hands. Oh, wait: NEVER.

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If you need this because you can't use your hands, how are you supposed to get it on your tongue in the first place?

So men get sex dolls and women get this thing. What a wonderful futuristic world we're building.