Let's be honest here

Well as a dude it all depends on the kitty and the condition of the floor.

Can't we do both?

You can't do it in public though

Ok well you can clean your body, but whats to say is on the ground of anywhere

*Counts to 5....blows it off...pops it in my mouth*

I'm sorry, but when a dorito finally decides to wrap it's legs around my head hard enough to render me temporarily deaf and pull my hair like it's trying to turn me into old Professor X, MAYBE then I'll consider eating one off the floor.