Somehow I see in "the future not so distant" some kind of "parlours" or something that take our everyday needs to completion WHILE WE SLEEP. I mean, we're getting to a stance where we in order to earn our "living money" stopped living.But we must shower shave poop sooo our families suffer (people in the past didn't actually care how they look or smell going to work so their actual work(prepar)ing time actually was 8 hours, damn you hygiene peer pressure and industry )Sure, there's that sense of insecurity and breach of privacy while we sleep so probably we're gonna modify our bathrooms for the purpose.Go and sleep in your cocoon and it will shave and wash you and your teeth and nails and clothes and all the other sh#t, literally. And you also save flat space with baedthroom! "Look at them, just sleeping and doing nothing". And classes of "how to balance your checkbook in lucid dreaming" and robo-gyms simply pushing our muscles and sleep -walking house cleaning and... The future is near
If you want your waste taken care of in your sleep, get a catheter and a colostomy bag. Also, people would probably drown if showering and teethbrushing took place as they slept. Or they'd wake up. Both are quite unpleasant. For house cleaning, you probably want a more mobile roomba, like a roomba with a drone strapped to it. There are likely programs or algorithms to balance your checkbook, as well.
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