Worst health system ever

Hahaha come to any other country. Fuck the states

Bloody hell.. is this for real?

Might as well die than pay that

*moves to Canada*
Fuck that

Fucking hello, in Australia we treat everyone with Medicare for freeeeeeee all you have to pay for is the ambulance ride and you can even get cover for that

Probably die before you got to the hospital in Canada

Granted, this bill is midday likely prior to the insurance coverage.

I'm scared to look at my medical bill now....

Omg make sure you call them and then your insurance provider. They'll cover a lot of it probably. Just make sure to be polite.

Do you need any sort of radio therapy for snake bites?

*looks at bill*
Uh yeah I'd like the venom from the bite back please

That's a 5 day inpatient stay, plus ER charges. They're lucky. Usually it's double that.