That is 1000% haunted. The only people who should be going in there is the Scooby Doo gang.

I was confused for way to long thinking 2 weeks later they got arrested with hand cuffs

Tongue but hole

I did that with my clothes, like leave my shoes and shirt and pants in intentionally confusing places and then I'd be naked when they found me.

Hans Landa

Holy shit I really thought that was my dog for a second, looks exactly the same, even that weird look he's giving.

dude picked master key, and got BKH before taurus from darkroot basin

Do you hear that Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability.

*The expensive way to bunk beds

But even Batman doesn't have combustible lemons to burn your house down.

I was very confused until I realized that this is not Hidetaka Miyazaki.

I need an old priest and a young priest!

The picture would have Daredevil for not having vision.

The cat has become the 3rd dark lord after toppling Barad-Dur. Fear his fuzzy might!

Well I've already had no sex for 20 years, I figure I can go two more months, especially for pizza.

My first thought was to stab him with a hidden wrist blade...

Invent combustible lemons and burn life's house down.