Types of friends

Arrested for stealing street signs '98
Kicked out of oz fest '02
Kicked out of oz fest '04
One guy was at each one... Completely responsible for one, and we're best friends to this day.

You cant get phone calls in jail you un-criminalized fucks.

Your truest, most treasured friend screams at you to hurry up and get in the car while handing you your fake Mexican passport