Even if these are fake, a child having an imaginary friend the is creepiest shit ever. One day you're just walking past your kids room and hear him having a full on conversation while looking up at the corner of the ceiling...
Kids are fucking scary. Put my nephew to bed once around the time he was 4 almost 5 year old at the time. After reading a bedtime story he said "Elena likes it too" and points behind me. I almost started crying and didn't move until my sister was back
I had an imaginary friend called Skuggman (Shadowman), and he was literally made of shadows. When I drew pictures of him to show my mom she freaked out
Questioner: Whats the grossest thing you can think of?
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Ten year old kid responds without even thinking about it: Purple slime, on a spider that has the face of a crow, but talks like a human.
My mom remembers her name and everything, she says I talked to her a lot.
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Ten year old kid responds without even thinking about it: Purple slime, on a spider that has the face of a crow, but talks like a human.