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Call the police? That psychopath just tried to kill you and dispose of your body.

This is the best thing I've read all day

If this is real this is brilliant from Courtney

Act like nothing happened. Never mention it again.

I wish I knew what happen after lol:

Pretend you're Jesus and say you rose from death.

Haunt her

Fuck what legal action she should take. I wanna know what she did or what happened next

Never go outside and if she ever offers you food only accept it after making sure there is no garlic in it, scare the hell out of that bitch

lol, pretend to be a ghost and haunt that bitch