I'll be so cool. Like ice. And igloos. And cute lil penguin. I want a penguin.

"What a wonderful world it would be".

Plus we could all take turns chilling in the white house

That's how the purge starts

What you're describing is "libertarian" now start voting.

Everyone promising "to be real cool" doesn't make up for a lack of leadership. This is an entire country, not a few kids staying home alone for a few hours.