i love you if you understand the picture

Oh Captain Stottlemeyer, say it isn't so.

Omg I'm dying

Took me a second.

I'd date me.
I'd date me hard.

For our first date, I'll take you on a long drive in my van.

"I also love to hose a curvy girl down..."

"Making my own clothing" That's the best thing ever. If yall don't agree then get out of my face

"I can also appreciate a good hole"

"...or else it gets the hose again."

Louis Friend

Got it.