Someone is lucky!

That's how close I am to losing my shit.

You must be a hella good person if Jesus loves you that much.

You know what a criminal is? Someone who would paint that car that color.

For a minute i thoughy the guy with the white hat was agressively hugging blue jacket guy from behind.

Im not touching you

That car is really happy. :)

It probably hit the car anyways though, since the limb hadn't been dead for that long it would have been more bendy