Take me to snurch!

So when snails do the do, they are having snu snu?

I'LL WORSHIP LIKE A SLUG AT THE SHRINE OF YOUR SLIMES
I'LL TELL YOU MY SALT AND YOU CAN SHARPER YOUR EYES
GIVE ME THAT SHELLY DEATH, GOOD GOD LET ME GIVE YOU MY SLIME
(I don't think I came up with this but I don't remember where I saw it ;_;)

At noon,WE ATTACK! They'll never hear us coming.