"... And I'm also pretty sure that for the rest of my days I'm going to get a crush on any female that's nice to, but I'm too much of a pansy to ask them out
I doubt there's a sentence or an image that can describe how I feel right now. Imagine that picture of the guy facepalming so hard it goes through his head. But like, times a million. Yeah.
Jeeeeeeeeeeesus Christ people
Jeeeeeeeeeeesus Christ people