What a way to start a day

Sometimes I accidentally pump soap onto my toothbrush instead of squeezing out toothpaste

Wanna know how I got these scars

DON'T SHAVE YOUR TONGUE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! I have scars on my tongue from doing that as a kid! DON'T BE AS STUPID AS I WAS!!!!!!!
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(I was trying to get the fuzzy stuff off my tongue when I was 9 so it'd be clean....)

Oh god. oh god. oh god. Just thinking of that against the teeth.

What the FUCK is happening on their fingers?

Start with tour tongue always

was he gonna shave his pits with toothpaste or brush his teeth with a razor

RIP gums

Was he gonna shave with toothpaste our brush with a razor

Am I the only one that sees that the faucet looks like Jar Jar Binks