under_fire

under_fire


pretty badass considering what i do for a living

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Helpless hoc Wasp 29 comments
under_fire · 1 day ago
Although it's prone to rapid and unpredictable change
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I Suck At Art 12 comments
under_fire · 1 day ago
Something original like dinosaur porn? Strangely, it's been done. Although I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't get taken down for a while. We're in a wasteland now
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I leave it as it was when I got there 7 comments
under_fire · 1 week ago
real question: why don't guys just sit to pee? it would avoid this all together and it would reduce "mess"
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Eat more chicken thighs 5 comments
under_fire · 1 week ago
I'm a breast man myself
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Elon asking the real question 6 comments
under_fire · 1 week ago
Hey, Vsauce, Micheal here. The minecraft world is infinite... or is it?
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I want to go to walmart at least once in my life. 14 comments
under_fire · 1 week ago
(anakin quote on sand here). What I'm trying to say is sometimes when a joke is made at someone's expense, it's often not inflammatory, it's to better communicate a different perspective of something. Of course, there IS inflammatory humor, (it would be ridiculous to say there wasn't), and there are some jokes that take it too far. It takes wisdom to recognize the difference. Is the joke above likely to spawn a wave of anti-muslim sentiment? Probably not. Is it likely to cause a muslim to question their religion? Probably not. (and if it does, that's their personal problem). Sometimes it's better to take a step back before you get all pissy ("you" is in general, I'm not calling anyone out. I'm included myself.) and recognize what a joke is trying to tell you.
I want to go to walmart at least once in my life. 14 comments
under_fire · 1 week ago
Here's the thing. Today, we have a "modern" society that has free access to information, and therefore intelligence. However, intelligence does not equal wisdom. So those who understand a subject (and those looking to) generally turn to the format that they are best versed in, and one that is not meant to be taken in a negative form: humor. A recent example: Notre Dame. When the news first came out, it was a solemn moment for many. Less than a day later, we were seeing memes about it. Even if a person didn't know what Notre Dame was, they would see these humorous posts, and subconsciously they'd be gathering information about Notre Dame. So, the post above: logically, it's kinda ridiculous. The entire point of the SI Swimsuit edition was to show skin (I think they even did painted swimsuits, don't quote me), but also lying down on a beach in full clothing is just a plain bad idea.
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Now that’s one fully formed baby! 14 comments
under_fire · 1 week ago
Congrats! It's a beautiful toddler boy. He has his mother's arms.
Misunderstood girlfriend 9 comments
under_fire · 1 week ago
She's one knife from full yandere
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Rob 7 comments
under_fire · 1 week ago
A londonator. eyyyy macarena!
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Yeah sure Karen 6 comments
under_fire · 1 week ago
I'm a dude, so of course I know about cars. That right there is pretty obviously blinker fluid.
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Hot daymn!! 2 comments
under_fire · 1 week ago
Real bros film their best friends having sex. Afterwards, there's a crisp high five and a "no homo, but that was hot" waiting for them
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I want to go to walmart at least once in my life. 14 comments
under_fire · 1 week ago
IT WAS A JOKE PEOPLE
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Equality 1 comments
under_fire · 1 week ago
That's not the point. The point is that he would say the same thing if Leslie was a guy.
Haha 3 comments
under_fire · 1 week ago
"should have gone to vegas! it would have been so much cheaper!"
What LGBT really stands for 17 comments
under_fire · 1 week ago
bruh moment. guacamole is one of the best things on the planet.
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Ill-fated workable uneven Owl 2 comments
under_fire · 2 weeks ago
Hi, yes sir. I'll take all of the above.
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Date night magic trick 3 comments
under_fire · 2 weeks ago
dinner and a show!
Probably a repost but I love it! 2 comments
under_fire · 2 weeks ago
You can't expect a dog who drank 35 beers to be coherent enough to think straight
Endgame deleted scenes 1 comments
under_fire · 2 weeks ago
Spiderman with swords gets decked by groot? Wow, thanks.
Spanish rightwing extremists made this super cute gay ghost. 9 comments
under_fire · 2 weeks ago
I think the t actually stands for Transylvanian. We include vampire too, jeez.
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Yes, maybe, no 4 comments
under_fire · 2 weeks ago
Or yes means yes and no means no and we, as responsible HUMANS on this planet hold each other to this communication standard.
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Armor +100 14 comments
under_fire · 2 weeks ago
well, obviously. however, I wasn't talking about the public view on this post, I was pointing out the underboob.
You’re goddamn right I’m eating vanilla ice cream, milk, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch 5 comments
under_fire · 2 weeks ago
"the line between madness and genius is very thin indeed"
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Armor +100 14 comments
under_fire · 2 weeks ago
Underboob for days, weeks even
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