rome the city or rome the empire? cause if it's the empire, I've got bad news buddy

shake the food bowl, it gets them running everytime

Am I crazy? I've always thought that it was a broiling drawer. If the oven uses gas, the flames at the bottom of the oven are above whatever you put in there to be broiled? Electric ovens dont have the broiling drawer because the induction coils are at the top and bottom so you can bake and broil in the same compartment

i think you should lock your doors. if someone comes up to you claiming to be the president, just ignore them

are you saying that lady fucked a pikachu

Guys
Dick Pics
Have sex with me pls
(I'm a dude, just pointing out a pattern)

A caterer's worst nightmare

Good for him, he didn't let it trip him up

unrelated star trek?

If one forklift caused a collapse that bad, the shelves were overloaded.

i want what the green one's having

look, if you're stupid enough to not stop after the first nail, you deserve debbie.

Uhhh... Yeah! Carboxylic Acid!

they spilled the secret, nice going

playing as a cat doesnt make you a furry. furries are anthropomorphic.

This might make a fun short story. Remember the cowboy shakespeare rendition? "something wicked this way rides"

It's the 7th? am i missing something?

why doesn't it just stand up all the way? Maybe the front ground hands should be feet as well

No shit? Be careful with your phones people, they're meant to be functional, not indestructible.