under_fire

under_fire


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Where are my toe beans?! 2 comments
under_fire · 3 days ago
First cat in the world? Must be hard being that old :(
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Making sure everything is on the level 11 comments
under_fire · 6 days ago
you got me. how bout you shouldn't fuck construction?
well, we’re here now and no one is laughing 8 comments
under_fire · 6 days ago
Funny enough, I finally got glasses this year after having pretty bad astigmatism for most of my life.
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I was on this Earth for over two decades before I learned Moose we’re terrifyingly large 8 comments
under_fire · 6 days ago
Now they're on this earth after learning Moose we're terrifyingly large
Making sure everything is on the level 11 comments
under_fire · 6 days ago
you can't fuck construction, silly.
Can wait for this to premier on the History Channel 4 comments
under_fire · 6 days ago
cause brakes stop things
plugs 1 comments
under_fire · 6 days ago
tbf, usb is doing a lot more than 3, maybe 4 channels of data.
All the different shavings of wood in my work shop 4 comments
under_fire · 6 days ago
mmm chocolate
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Anon likes gender neutral bathrooms 5 comments
under_fire · 1 week ago
yo, what the fuck
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Covid is killing the fried chicken industry 2 comments
under_fire · 2 weeks ago
you can lick your fingers... just wash your hands first.
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew 5 comments
under_fire · 2 weeks ago
I wouldn't fault him. If you're 12 years old and hear the term "mashed potatoes" you think that they're potatoes that have been mashed.
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There is very little that a tiny elephant can't fix 20 comments
under_fire · 3 weeks ago
But, it's unlikely this person's father has access to that kind of technology, or even that that technology exists. Hence, we should assume that the elephant isn't wooden.
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Love you, Leonny 8 comments
under_fire · 3 weeks ago
It's full on gay.
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Word Game - Entry 7 13 comments
under_fire · 3 weeks ago
Well, I can't speak another language fluently, but I can provide english synonyms or alternate meanings if you want.
Lucky as in being FORTUNATE, or OPPORTUNE, sometimes used to describe a higher power (for example, being BLESSED by gods) or being advantageous when it comes to chance.
It originated between 1400–1450 with the late Middle English luk, derived from Middle Dutch luc, which is the aphetic (missing an extra letter) form of gelucke; cognate (from the same origin as) German Glück (according to dictionary,com)
Another similar word is FORTUITOUS, meaning something produced by chance. (eg, a fortuitous encounter or situation)
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This is why humanity exists 2 comments
under_fire · 3 weeks ago
sharp as a razer
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Let's settle this for once and for all 6 comments
under_fire · 3 weeks ago
not to sound pedantic, but this guy isn't saying that if you don't like a certain thing you're bad, he's simply putting his perspective out.
One of the greatest shows 5 comments
under_fire · 3 weeks ago
care to elaborate?
Oktoberfest after party 6 comments
under_fire · 4 weeks ago
bot: HEE HOO TIDDY
What could go wrong putting a screw above a socket? 2 comments
under_fire · 4 weeks ago
those are generally fine, since the screws go into the box containing the outlet. In the picture, someone installed a screw in the wall that hit a wire, which is not good.
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Yummy nummy frogs 12 comments
under_fire · 4 weeks ago
*aaron paul screaming*
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I long for the woods, from this place I'll disappear 2 comments
under_fire · 4 weeks ago
Yeah it looks great but it also means there's particulates in the air, which in a dense forest probably means pollen. Easy on the eyes, hard on the eyes, nose, and lungs.
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Some anime cartel fight happened in Brazil 1 comments
under_fire · 4 weeks ago
so THIS is the golden age tech rasputin promised
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Die butter 7 comments
under_fire · 4 weeks ago
"It had a short life span, the butter cow.
Before it died, I looked
deep into its butter eyes. It saw
my butter soul. I could
have wept, or spread myself,
for nobody, across dry toast."
-Andrea Cohen
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When wearing a face mask for extended periods of time. Sew a button to a headband to keep 3 comments
under_fire · 4 weeks ago
the real lifehack is how to prevent your glasses from fogging up
Police getting yelled at 68 comments
under_fire · 5 weeks ago
well, this post aged well, glad to see the system has changed
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