yeah... if you're a celebrity. for other people, it's lonely and depressing.

Did they just muzzle their child?

MOOD TATTOO

oh yeah, this logic will surely lead to improved familial relationships and create strong, able children who will work to better humanity. oh yeeeeeahh. mmhmm

The number of killers and conquerors history remembers far outweighs the kind people. I'm not advocating being evil, but if you want to make your mark on history you have to be very very kind.

rome the city or rome the empire? cause if it's the empire, I've got bad news buddy

shake the food bowl, it gets them running everytime

Am I crazy? I've always thought that it was a broiling drawer. If the oven uses gas, the flames at the bottom of the oven are above whatever you put in there to be broiled? Electric ovens dont have the broiling drawer because the induction coils are at the top and bottom so you can bake and broil in the same compartment

i think you should lock your doors. if someone comes up to you claiming to be the president, just ignore them

are you saying that lady fucked a pikachu

Guys
Dick Pics
Have sex with me pls
(I'm a dude, just pointing out a pattern)

A caterer's worst nightmare

Good for him, he didn't let it trip him up

unrelated star trek?

If one forklift caused a collapse that bad, the shelves were overloaded.

i want what the green one's having