under_fire

under_fire


I strive to be a well-rounded, considerate individual. Correct me if I'm wrong.

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Yeah pete/ 2 comments
under_fire · 2 days ago
My stand「Once in a Lifetime」allows me to move freely through water
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Old but gold 5 comments
under_fire · 2 days ago
rome the city or rome the empire? cause if it's the empire, I've got bad news buddy
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Excuse me, Sir. Meow 2 comments
under_fire · 3 days ago
shake the food bowl, it gets them running everytime
This is why I love community 15 comments
under_fire · 5 days ago
Am I crazy? I've always thought that it was a broiling drawer. If the oven uses gas, the flames at the bottom of the oven are above whatever you put in there to be broiled? Electric ovens dont have the broiling drawer because the induction coils are at the top and bottom so you can bake and broil in the same compartment
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Pokemon and human breeding is a thing 4 comments
under_fire · 2 weeks ago
bless you
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Got my new ride today 1 comments
under_fire · 2 weeks ago
i think you should lock your doors. if someone comes up to you claiming to be the president, just ignore them
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Pokemon and human breeding is a thing 4 comments
under_fire · 2 weeks ago
are you saying that lady fucked a pikachu
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Reverse 4 comments
under_fire · 2 weeks ago
Guys
Dick Pics
Have sex with me pls
(I'm a dude, just pointing out a pattern)
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Dinner in the woods 7 comments
under_fire · 3 weeks ago
A caterer's worst nightmare
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Wut 9 comments
under_fire · 3 weeks ago
Good for him, he didn't let it trip him up
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You did it 5 comments
under_fire · 4 weeks ago
unrelated star trek?
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Driving forklift can be hard 3 comments
under_fire · 4 weeks ago
If one forklift caused a collapse that bad, the shelves were overloaded.
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You're all noobs 2 comments
under_fire · 5 weeks ago
and ironically, the guy with the normal hair is the mc for his series
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and I oop- 3 comments
under_fire · 5 weeks ago
i want what the green one's having
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Wellcome to Kansas city 7 comments
under_fire · 5 weeks ago
i was looking for a snappy comeback but that takes the cake
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Fingernails 6 comments
under_fire · 5 weeks ago
look, if you're stupid enough to not stop after the first nail, you deserve debbie.
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Stop the child abuse, that too advanced for her 2 comments
under_fire · 6 weeks ago
Uhhh... Yeah! Carboxylic Acid!
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A goddamn legend walks among us 2 comments
under_fire · 6 weeks ago
they spilled the secret, nice going
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F**king furries 8 comments
under_fire · 6 weeks ago
playing as a cat doesnt make you a furry. furries are anthropomorphic.
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Glass is glass. Glass will break 4 comments
under_fire · 6 weeks ago
Oh shit, functional and indestructible. Weird that the focus shifted away from those phones
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From the 2019 Halloween Collection #8 1 comments
under_fire · 6 weeks ago
This might make a fun short story. Remember the cowboy shakespeare rendition? "something wicked this way rides"
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It's an important day 6 comments
under_fire · 6 weeks ago
It's the 7th? am i missing something?
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Old but gold 2 comments
under_fire · 6 weeks ago
why doesn't it just stand up all the way? Maybe the front ground hands should be feet as well
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Glass is glass. Glass will break 4 comments
under_fire · 6 weeks ago
No shit? Be careful with your phones people, they're meant to be functional, not indestructible.
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An interesting religion 9 comments
under_fire · 6 weeks ago
Puns are better in hind-sight
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