under_fire

under_fire


pretty badass considering what i do for a living

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These people with there hippie lifestyles think everything's free 10 comments
under_fire · 36 minutes ago
I think this lifestyle is absolutely viable and livable, HOWEVER, posting about it on Instagram is a great way to squander all your credibility. It's very easy for a family to sell their house, buy a bus and convert it into a mobile home (I should know, my family's done it,) but if they're truly living for the sake of living, they wouldn't brag or lord it over people who have chosen to live life differently.
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Vader's armor 2 comments
under_fire · 39 minutes ago
Still crippled by the emperor's zap zap attack
How to properly use a Girlfriend 3 comments
under_fire · 45 minutes ago
In a world where "eating ass" is a normal thing, I think that is the least of their worries.
How to fold a bed sheet 3 comments
under_fire · 48 minutes ago
So how do non-ninjas do it?
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It truly works, you must try 2 comments
under_fire · 50 minutes ago
it's 2018 man. If you think I'm NOT using my phone in the shower, you'd be wrong.
Guy walks into a bar. 5 comments
under_fire · 23 hours ago
Man fucked a crocodile for free drinks. What a legend.
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Heavy hail damage 4 comments
under_fire · 1 day ago
yeah, a few things will do that when they come at you at 600 mph
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But before I go 8 comments
under_fire · 2 days ago
I don't get it someone please save me
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Airhead spotted 7 comments
under_fire · 3 days ago
A non threatening pun! You're awesome too!
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Just shower thoughts 16 comments
under_fire · 3 days ago
I'd say yes, there wouldn't be humans to enjoy the night time without the existence of the sun
That's foolshit! 7 comments
under_fire · 3 days ago
But what if they're fooling you into acting like a fool even though you think you're fooling them into thinking they are fooling you?
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Airhead spotted 7 comments
under_fire · 3 days ago
This guy is great! He's expressing himself in a way that doesn't hurt other people, in fact he's providing entertainment!
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Death is considerate 77 comments
under_fire · 3 days ago
now THAT'S fishy *studio applause*
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I hate spicy food 3 comments
under_fire · 3 days ago
I like sriracha, but saying it makes me tongue tied.
Exams save lives 47 comments
under_fire · 3 days ago
"women boobs" is a weird sounding term, don't you think?
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Men are simple 23 comments
under_fire · 3 days ago
so the saying goes....
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Just shower thoughts 16 comments
under_fire · 3 days ago
*unbelievably dense mass of cataclysmic nuclear fusion
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One wish genie 15 comments
under_fire · 3 days ago
This is a new level of dickery
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Potato grown over a dead frog 5 comments
under_fire · 4 days ago
French Frogs? Frog Fries?
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The internet is going to shit 3 comments
under_fire · 4 days ago
wikihow sure has some niche topics
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When I've eaten nothing but pizza, grilled cheese, ham sandwiches, and Beef 3 comments
under_fire · 4 days ago
I don't know why this is so funny
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I love sleep 3 comments
under_fire · 4 days ago
ah, a man after my own heart.
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Best bubble bath 2 comments
under_fire · 4 days ago
I wouldn't be mad, I'd be impressed
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Death is considerate 77 comments
under_fire · 6 days ago
oh, my bad *wink*
· Edited 6 days ago
Death is considerate 77 comments
under_fire · 6 days ago
Ew, no human sacrifices.