First cat in the world? Must be hard being that old :(

Funny enough, I finally got glasses this year after having pretty bad astigmatism for most of my life.

tbf, usb is doing a lot more than 3, maybe 4 channels of data.

mmm chocolate

yo, what the fuck

you can lick your fingers... just wash your hands first.

I wouldn't fault him. If you're 12 years old and hear the term "mashed potatoes" you think that they're potatoes that have been mashed.

Well, I can't speak another language fluently, but I can provide english synonyms or alternate meanings if you want.
Lucky as in being FORTUNATE, or OPPORTUNE, sometimes used to describe a higher power (for example, being BLESSED by gods) or being advantageous when it comes to chance.
It originated between 1400–1450 with the late Middle English luk, derived from Middle Dutch luc, which is the aphetic (missing an extra letter) form of gelucke; cognate (from the same origin as) German Glück (according to dictionary,com)
Another similar word is FORTUITOUS, meaning something produced by chance. (eg, a fortuitous encounter or situation)

sharp as a razer

*aaron paul screaming*

Yeah it looks great but it also means there's particulates in the air, which in a dense forest probably means pollen. Easy on the eyes, hard on the eyes, nose, and lungs.

so THIS is the golden age tech rasputin promised

"It had a short life span, the butter cow.
Before it died, I looked
deep into its butter eyes. It saw
my butter soul. I could
have wept, or spread myself,
for nobody, across dry toast."
-Andrea Cohen

the real lifehack is how to prevent your glasses from fogging up

well, this post aged well, glad to see the system has changed