Would you dare to question who you really are? (The DNA Journey)

Even cornier than that

Well, in any case, looks like Drumpf is kicking all of our brown asses out.
It was a good run, guys.

Did your ancestors immigrate here legally? Then you've got nothing to worry about.

Along with illegal I migrants, maybe we need to do something about those who can't tell the difference between wanting to not give benefits to illegal immigrants and hating all immigrants.