I Wish I Were a Bird

'Cause if I were a bird
Then I could take wing high above you.
You could watch my white wings flap,
And I could take a great big crap
On anyone who tried to hurt you,
But then I'd have to desert you
Flying southward in the fall...
I don't want to be a bird after all.

snivelling wiener is now on my list of top insults

I can't help but think of the bird of speaking with the whole Voice of the Legion thing going on.