I work at IGA and my boyfriend works at the reject shop

what, you egg mcmuffin? (he stabs him)

Oh burger, wherefore art thou the pickles?

2 franchise, both alike in menu.

they made a nyc pizza place version like 10 years ago.. it was terrible, lol

Coles and woolies

McD's and BK aren't all that different, really. If,you want an "opposite side of the tracks" story, make it between a Chipotle and steakhouse loving carnivore and a Whole Foods shopping vegan. Make the vegan militant about it, too.