Pride!!

First, there's pride. Then sloth, wrath, lust, envy, gluttony, and greed will follow...

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Fake

Really Sam? You've gone out with loads of girls.

I'm pretty sure he's trying to eat the flag. It probably looks like neopolitan candy to him