"When u realize ur dating Tom Hiddleston and if u break his heart, u will die"

have you even seen his fangirls??

They are terrifying and obsessively protective. I mean they tried turning the scene where Loki threatened to rape and murder his brother's sort of girlfriend into a "poor pitiful Loki" thing.

Loki isn't exactly worth all the "poor innocent little baby" stuff, but seriously, Hiddleston is a pretty cool guy.