I would be terrified

I swear to god my dog once said "guapo" which is spanish for handsome. I call him that all the time.

For some reason the word I imagined a dog saying was "vandalise."

'murder your family'..... 'what?'... 'nothing... I mean... Bark'

If the dog suddenly said "the Spanish Inquisition" is it unexpected bc he's a dog or bc nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

"Chimichanga"

"Bush did 9/11"........ "WHAT?" ........... *barks*

" oh shit waddup "
"Tuffy what?"
"Bork"

"Turn on the dog show, I like those hot poodles........Bork bork"

"dumb bitch"
"excuse me?!"
"...ruff"

What would you guys do if your dog shouted in a twisted voice "THE ANTICHRIST" and nothing else happened