Ever looked at someone and thought

Well, if there aren't any skeletons in a man's closet, there's probably a Bertha in his attic.
(Kudos to you if you go the reference!)

Yes, everyday that I look in the mirror !!!

Sophomore year my English teacher always joked about his daughter that he kept locked in the basement

Yepp. Every tumblr user ever

I try not to make eye contact with those that do...I may be next for that basement