Well my kittens have officially discovered hairballs

"Iwasabusedandimlonelyandireallyneedtopayoffmystudentloansandineedajobbut- but why did the chicken cross the road *laughs nervously*

I'm the friend who inserts tiny little light comments in between to show that I care and am taking it seriously but also to make the situation more comfortable.

*deep stuff
How am I going to sick the show out of this weird hole?
You want me to make a point AND be funny?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Batman

My first love hates me, and rightly so.
Knock, knock.