Fluff

That old thing? I threw it out, with the burnable garbage.

That was a steel and carbon fiber club you idiot. Now I've got to this with my bare hands.

Your hands, too, are now in with the burnable garbage. Do not worry. The bleeding will stop eventually.

Well I guess I'll just graft clubs to my stumps then. I've got to get this done somehow. Seal tastes good, and conservation is important.