Even better if it were lead and narrated by a little wiry guy from Brooklyn.
"Listen up here fruitcup, we're gonna get through this... but I ain't gonna lie, it's gonna hurt. You do good and maybe we can go get a slice a Vinnie's after. ONE, capishe?"
Then I realized that his exercise videos would be mostly yelling
"Listen up here fruitcup, we're gonna get through this... but I ain't gonna lie, it's gonna hurt. You do good and maybe we can go get a slice a Vinnie's after. ONE, capishe?"